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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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thedailywhat:
Birth Control Advocacy of the Day: In a direct attack on the GOP’s War on Women, a new project called “Sluts Across America” has been launched to highlight the absurdity of judging those who use birth control “for totally valid, responsible, and mature reasons”; show that supporters of reproductive rights exist everywhere; and re-appropriate and take ownership of the derogatory term “slut.”
The site involves a simple interface that asks users to input their location and a reason for supporting access to birth control. It then displays the users’ statements and locations anonymously, under the heading “I’m a slut because…”
Here goes: “I’m a slut because caring for kids whilst writing The Daily What would be disastrous.”
[thanks, anonymous! saa]
AAHHH I’m so going to do this! Especially so I can get those numbers higher for us southerners.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31o7orwfn1qzpwi0o1_500.png)
Birth Control Advocacy of the Day: In a direct attack on the GOP’s War on Women, a new project called “Sluts Across America” has been launched to highlight the absurdity of judging those who use birth control “for totally valid, responsible, and mature reasons”; show that supporters of reproductive rights exist everywhere; and re-appropriate and take ownership of the derogatory term “slut.”
The site involves a simple interface that asks users to input their location and a reason for supporting access to birth control. It then displays the users’ statements and locations anonymously, under the heading “I’m a slut because…”
Here goes: “I’m a slut because caring for kids whilst writing The Daily What would be disastrous.”
[thanks, anonymous! saa]
AAHHH I’m so going to do this! Especially so I can get those numbers higher for us southerners.
Game of Thrones Parody of the Day: Presenting the trailer for “an epic new series about the only land stranger than Game of Thrones: America.”
so…. everything about this is perfect
Ten Sad Facts about Stannis Baratheon
- stannis baratheon spent his life trying to be more noble than his gross brother and his reward was jon arryn trying to send the repulsive sweetrobin to dragonstone to foster
- one time stannis baratheon went to a whorehouse to see robert’s baby and was like ‘oh this bastard child is so cute and not covered in grey rotting facial scales like my baby was’
- literally the best thing that has ever happened to stannis baratheon was meeting an evil vagina monster
- once when he asked robert why he didn’t get to rule storm’s end, robert just looked at him and laughed and laughed and laughed until his face was covered in robert-spit and then they just sort of ate dinner in silence
- the only song sung about stannis baratheon is an allegorical ballad about a grumpy lobster with no friends
- stannis is often woken in the middle of the night by patchface sliding under the covers to croon a sad sad song into his ear
- there is room under the covers because selyse has not slept in stannis’s bed in years
- this one time walder frey was desperately looking for a girl to marry off one of his kids to and he looked at shireen and was like ‘noooooope, not good enough’
- back when they were young strapping lads, renly got more pussy than stannis did
- and the saddest fact of all: stannis baratheon’s only friend is davos seaworth
i just met you
and this is crazy
but i’m lurking in the shadows
actual cannibal shia labeouf
Operation: Seduce Loki
#at first: #what #this isnt funny #ok #then: #OMG #HAHAHAHA #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
ok but the thing is he smacks him on beat every time
Days of the week with people from Avatar: the Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra!
OMG THIS IS A THING NOW. YES. PERFECT.
i still think black sunday sounds cooler >.>
not because i came up with it or anything
these are awesome
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.and this is why i am majorly fucked.
well i’m fucked.
